your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
Half Baked? Au contraire, Ben and Jerry, I was fully baked when I ate that whole pint of ice cream.
I just puked into a plastic bag at a red light. Go me.
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
He just came in my nostril. Never look down when a guy is pulling out during missionary.
oh wow I have been there. Hell one time Matt and I woke up naked with pizza rolls in the bed.
He's basically wearing those Nike boner sweatpants. It's hard not to jump him. How has your day been?
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
What kind of outfit says I totes want you to take me in the airplane bathroom?
Some guy in the bathroom just took his shirt off and proceeded to tell me the story behind all of his stab wounds. That's what I get for making small talk
HE JUST ALLUDED TO FUCKING MY FRESH LOAF OF BREAD
Personally, I'm gonna be Sexy Dobby the House Elf.
My tinder date had to be home by 8:30 cause she's on house arrest.
All my female reproductive organs were screaming HELL YES last night.
I'm sitting here with a band aid on my labia, this is a first
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