it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
And then she started grabbing onto random guys legs, asking their names, and if they wanted to be friends... Haha, I love when the girls my ex's are dating are total drunken whores.
She's like Mona Lisa when she's intoxicated. No one understands her but they all think she's marvelous
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
i just like, need to vent to someone
Can we skip the part where I pretend to care and fast forward to the appreciative blowjob from you?
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
I told my mom about how you got white girl wasted and sobbed about Whitney Houston. She sends her condolences.
tell her thanks so much
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
It's been so long that I've occasionally forgotten I own a vagina
And then I told him since the day he walked away to get over what I went through he lost the boyfriend right to ask why my bed is broken.
I take full pride in being the one that broke ur bed. Want to go for the sofa?
He told me he needed "space" but then goes and likes my insta of panacakes.. Done.
It was probably bad to sleep with someone just to pet his dog right?
last night I mixed vodka in with my protein shake... and you tell me my new years resolution was impossible
Last night we proved the theory that "harder" is the worst rough sex safe-word ever.
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