Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.
i was the DD for the swedish students tonight. Got paid 23 dollars for driving 10 miles. gotta love ignorance and the confusion conversion brings.
the black eye was caused by a 12 year old girl in a vampire costume who punched you in the face after you aggresively screamed "TEAM JACOB!" in her face & howled at the moon...
It's not my fault. Someone keeps buying me tequila shots. Idk who. But every time I look down there's another. I think there's a conspiracy.
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Spent the entire ride home from downtown trying to convince designated dawgs to drop us off at waffle house instead of our apartment. i told them it was my house...they didn't buy it.
Okay. I am working on pulling a tooth out of my mouth. Call me.
wait can you just like go into detail with this penis touching thing? like was it a hand job or was it like a day at the petting zoo or something
my head feels like a yellow yolk spinning in a circle at the bottom of the bowl.. i may have a concussion, love auto correct
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
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Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
I am going to be so excited tomorrow when I find this box of crayons in my purse
Still alive. Just brushed my teeth with fireball.
I AM OFFICIALLY LICENSED TO BE A LESBIAN
Upon further investigation my nipples are bruised and I have teeth marks all over.
They told him he could only pay in monopoly money and he pulls out a wad of it from his pocket... i think im in love
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