why didn't you poke me back
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
I'm going to email her once I get off the bathroom floor
i drank out of my shoe...were you seriously expecting me to be the voice of reason?
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I wish pancakes were everywhere. Just pancakes. I want lilies at my wedding. No dress. Just priest. Just lilies.
I accidentally walked in the wrong house but I somehow left with a chicken leg. Good fucking night.
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
Is "I am going to murder you if you keep sending me requests that I cannot fulfill" unprofesh?
I found a guy who will take me to the Olive Garden and he is CONVENTIONALLY ATTRACTIVE.
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But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
It all started with a game of naked twister.
My last memory of last night was being in a laundry room doing blow and admiring a washer and dryer... I think that's the earmark of old age
Aww his grandma died? That's sad! No mourning sex!!! That doesn't lead to good things!
so how about you dont randomly call my mother during parties?
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone’s dad. You’re also like a second dad to me as well. And one who I send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
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