she handed me her phone while she blew me and told me to text her bf that she was at the store
i fucked her mom dude
there's something to tell the kids
He asked me if we could throw a lingerie party together so I guess he's single again
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
Turned on my GPS and all that it said in the search bar was "beer,"
I got shot at today. If that doesn't get me at least a blow job I give up working on the south side
Nope. Daytime is texting time. Night time is you send me naked pictures time.
Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
A guy is going to be inside me and I'm gunna start singing "I am stuck on your penis, cause your penis is stuck in meeee!"
Woke up to a note written on my hand that read "just because he kisses you, doesn't mean you have to sleep with him"
next time, write it on your vagina so its more effective.
My dog got laid yesterday. Some lady came over with her husky to breed. He did it like a champ. I was so proud
this isn't the first time i woke up with peanut butter in my butt
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
Is it still sex if there's no nudity, no orgasms, but the neighbors bang on the wall and ask you to stop? I've honestly forgotten.
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