Your tits are I can't wait for
im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
I woke up at 5am and he was watching me sleep... Come get meee!!??
im having a threesome with these popsicles
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
you cant keep talent like that locked up in a relationship
Hes laying on the floorn in the bathroom telling Jesus to raise the flag
Yeah well my vagina has expectations too but they don't get met all the time.
You were drunk it couldn't have been that bad
I've never been drunk enough to enjoy getting a blister on my dick.
You sent me a snapchat of you hugging a beer with the caption "best friend"
I'm currently in h&m wondering "what exactly is the class level of a swingers resort?"
The bar tender had his entire hand down your asscrack.
I forgot about that. I was in MULTIPLE dimensions.
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
FYI, his "son" is a Chihuahua.
You win. I am a lesbian who maybe slightly jaded. I didn't mean to throw the knife at you head.
Randomize
