Until that no good dick sucking whore stays away from my boyfriend I am gonna start blowing all of his friends...
let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
I'm watching Cheaper By The Dozen. I almost forgot that Hilary Duff was a really shitty actor before she was a really shitty singer.
I hope whoever gets these locks of love doesn't have a drug test anytime soon
your tears are not going to buy me drinks...
Dont forget about the tuna sandwich behind your TV
The things i do for you...I put all those condoms on a bed, complete with girl, and you sleep in the bathroom
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
I broke her handcuffs. I feel like an animal.
i'm just really offended he didn't want to have breakup sex. like that was the only thing i was really looking forward to
so like what it comes down to is do I wanna look like a boss ass bitch or do I wanna masturbate.
I think the God that I only kind of believe in, definitely hates me.
Welcome to your 30’s, where every one night stand is most likely with someone’s father
I got wing sauce on the baby and licked it off. If you were wondering how I'm doing.
I just used a coke ridden $20 bill to buy Girl Scout cookies
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