i don't have fun when you have fun. i have embarrassment, fear, and significantly less cash in my wallet.
soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
she complimented my bra when we were hooking up. this lesbian thing has its upsides
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
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just had to re-breakup with her. it was like shooting a dead horse that was crying and talking.
just had an awkward elevator run in with that guy you puked on
I'm silent, like a masturbating ninja.
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
Bring your friend that fell asleep in the bathroom for my friend.
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He told me that if I were a guy he'd go gay for me. Honestly don't know how to take that.
Stoned, and eating Doritos, and reading about lesbians for class. This is the life.
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
O was like, nah, fuck 50-50. My version of bi is that i'm 80% gay, 20% drug-addled decisions. Apparently he's straight on hallucinogens.
Let's drink lean at the 5 seconds of summer concert. Give the teens a glimpse into their future as dysfunctional adults holding desperately onto their youth. You in?
I woke up in nothing but my socks and my hat a cigarette in my mouth and a beer in my hand..........GREAT NEW YEARS
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