How, after 24 years of life, did I manage to revisit breastmilk
...So a 6 ft tall drag queen in heels I would kill for just told me I have a dunkable ass. I'm confused...but I'll take any compliment I can.
When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
No matter how fun it seemed the night before you will always regret taking those pictures, you will always regret eating as much as you did, but you will never regret the great lengths you had to got to get those bruises.
Come put a leash on your gf. She just challenged 8 cops to a wrestling match for 'tag team champion of the world'
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
she's sitting alone using her breathalyzer as a kazoo. help.
I had to throw a towel over the bottles cuz it hurts to look at them
you kept introducing yourself to guys as "never going to happen"
Someone got day drunk, but I'm not saying who.
It was me.
you were like "guys ... i think i got fingered while dancing tonight"
our poor poor cab driver
Our DD has become famous. Strippers are asking to be handcuffed to him.
At least I made out with him before he made out with that dog...
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
So uh. Your future in porn. Would you be willing to wear an alien costume for it?
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