Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
By the grace of god and the ingenuity of Alexander Graham Bell, this text message is made possibe: YOU ARE A WHORE
He gave a passionate hug to every tree on the way to my car.
I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
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Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
why is my forehead so bruised?
i found you outside knocking on the door with your head because you couldn't lift your arms.
my binge eating and her being stoned all the time has reduced us to a bowl of chinese candies, frozen bacon and a stick of butter, we do however have enough alcohol to start our own liquor store.
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
I can't even properly respond cuz I'm ballsdeep in falafel
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Those tiny little fruit fly looking mofos. They fly past the phone and I grabbed them like Daniel-San
You are cordially invited to an I'm not pregnant laser tag celebration tomorrow. booze is optional.
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
Last night was just a whirlwind of Mario Brothers and sex.
Just because you got dumped by some loser doeant mean you need Jesus. It just means you need better friends and some booze
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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