I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
he just spelled fiance, "pheancie". I dont think he's ready to get married.
Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
who said I'd never amount to anything...i just won 'most enthusiastic' at my poledancing class
We really have to stop convincing people tazing is the cool thing to do.
No really tho I'm wearing a chucky cheese shirt and yoga pants. If that doesn't scream no sex idk what does
Its like her house is inhabited by 50 year old lesbian water color artists with a throw pillow fetish
I wouldn't call that a crush. It was more of a minor brain aneurism.
he literally referred to his penis as the alaskan bull worm from spongebob. when can we get married
Because the guy guy doing the drawing either wanted to bone, or wanted us to stop entering the contest. Either way, we got concert tickets so I'm cool with both scenarios.
Today is a shit your pants at work kinda day
I tried to be mean but not so mean that he won't bone me next weekend
How is it that 364 days a year I'm the adult, but on Halloween you completely forget how to have fun and become my grandma?
I don’t know what he is but he sure can suck a lollipop.
dude, totally just walked home...using pizza as gloves
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