it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
Let's perk you up. I have a good PG joke and a picture of my penis while urinating. You pick.
I just bought a vibrating toothbrush with my parents FSA insurance card because I'm too broke for a vibrator. New.Level.Of.Low.
Please tell me you are a size medium in men's clown onesies and that you forgot them here last night.....
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You do realize that you're sleeping with a man who is part of a gay harem, right?
He was so good, that I'm pretty sure he fucked his religion into me. P.S. I'm Jewish now.
I'm gonna do some tripping... In the direction of balls
no dude free pina colada`s taste like what I would expect my penis to taste like except gay-er.
You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
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Hey my vagina is like a company. Everyone has an equal opportunity....
Why the fuck is he under my phone as Papi Chulo?
I almost had sex at the fire station last night and I need you to acknowledge all the awesomeness that is in that sentence.
Pretty sure I scared her away last night by putting a vodka tampon in my ass
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
i'm growling thTa how much i wNn slwwwp.
save me some of whatever you're doing i'll be there in five.
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