Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
I don't remember him, but he's saved in my phone as "uh oh zbt"
she told me if people cross their eyes and look at her, they say she looks like megan fox
My spanish isn't great but I'm pretty sure he was calling me a "little monkey" while I was blowing him
It's taken me 5 years and 2 beers to finally realize that maybe he isn't the dude for me. Also, that picking your major should be done sober, lest you find your self an art major.
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
he drunk texted me to give me his number with the message "i gotchu pretty eyeso" i can't tell if he's complimenting me or himself.
oh you know, the usual stuff. getting kicked out of bars and sleeping in cars.
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
She called his dick the colossus. I dont give a fuck if shes his wingman, I gotta see this natural wonder
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
He couldn't undo my bra. He ended up breaking the clasp he clawed at it so long. We met on Tinder for God sake
He literally had a Trump sign in his front yard. I just can't now.
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
She totals her lexus and all she wants is to have crazy wild sex.
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