and you said cock pushups were impossible
never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
I got a chicken sandwich and a frosty out of her. Better then having sex
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
i just overheard a girl at the next table saying she gave up sex for lent
don't you ever do that...
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
I apparently texted him "since you're taking time out to think about us. You probably need to think about me getting arrested right now."
Seriously, I was a high class hooker. I was snorting shit Rachel, white powder, lines formed with credit cards, the dudes house was beautiful. Magnum condom. Adorable puppy dog. Pretty sure at some point I was sleeping on a washing machine. Boxing Gloves.
Those were the highlights of my night.
I pull out like 90% of the time, but that's just to make art.
he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
Yeah, you went up to him and said "I stare at people until they feel obligated to talk to me."
Ive already seen two fights and a clown urinating in the middle of the street. Hello Halloween 2014.
It's now officially the Christmas season, so I have no shame in drinking evernog.
I wish I was there so i could bitch slap his incredibly sexy face
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