You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
And I just remember seeing him for the first time and being like, who is this ape of a man? Like legit he could be the missing link
He came in the heat vent in my car. Don't ask how it happened.
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
It's just weird. It's like Big Bird dating Meg Griffin.
She's comparing the feel of breasts to shredded cabbage. Weirdest. Grandmother. Ever.
Tbh I fell asleep cuddling a bag of Brazilian nuts. Franzia never dissappoints me
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
BUT I'M ALSO ONLY IN IT FOR SEX AND HE CAN'T EVEN GET THAT PART RIGHT.LIKE LITERALLY ALL HE HAS TO DO IS DICK ME DOWN AND BE A DECENT HUMAN BEING IS THAT SO HARD TO ASK?!
He came on my face and he was genuinely concerned about getting it in my hair. I'm marrying him.
I don't know if I'm dying or this is just a mild inconvenience
So what if is hockey, you don’t turn down sex with a professional athlete. They work out all day and have amazing stamina. Your vagina will thank you!
Call me a snob but I'm not banging chicks with more fingers than teeth.
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