Theres this tee in the mall and it says all girls just wanna have safe sex. U make me think thats a lie
i felt like cinderella. except at midnight i turned back into a whore.
My motherly instincts are overcoming my slutty ones
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
i threw up in a box in my own lap driving today.
Not only have I fallen off the wagon, it ran me over and just kept going...
Itd be nice if there was a level of interest in me somewhere in between the indifference and obsession that I've only been attracting
I was dreaming of a parallel reality and in the dream I just looked up at my present self and was like "you're high, man"
I never said it was inaccurate, I said I hate you.
He shit in the fireplace
It's your last night of vacation right? Be the Oprah of dick. And you get a dick... and you get a dick, and you get a dick!!!
YOU'RE NOT THE ONE BEING EVISCERATED BY YOUR OWN UTERUS SO GET SOME DAMN SLEEP YOU FOOL!
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
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