Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
I have a deodorant stick dedicated to my balls.
he just kept saying that he had liquor dick..then he tried to fuck me without removing his pants.
Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
i threw up in a box in my own lap driving today.
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
My dick was almost in plain McDonald's sight
Nope my penis exudes pure oxygen in times of crisis.
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
Got laid at work. Yes, AT work, why they let me run this tennis center by myself speaks to their poor judge of character.
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
So you were shitfaced and stole a fucking kayak?
So I was laying on the couch reading a book and he texted me. All I saw was the image of him spitting on my vagina last night in the moonlight. I gagged.
Got so high i fell asleep kyaking...for 2 hours.
So I got a text from him saying "jacking off...thinking of you" I think I'm going to get a restraining order
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