help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
Youll never guess who has to go to fucking planned parenthood because trojan cant make a fucking condom
Just got to costco. Where are you?
Liquor aisle, bring another cart.
she just came into my room, drunkenly shoved six dollars into my bra and told me to spend it on chicken wings.
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Results of pregaming honors college basketball social: 18 points, 3 blocks, and 3 flagrant fouls leading to 2 broken bones on former valedictorians. I'm doing this more often.
If drinking before honors events and injuring our universities brightest doesn't get you kicked out of the program, you're not trying hard enough.
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
I have reached the point in my life where I realized this is what I'm going to do for the rest of my life. Eat, shit , bar, drink, drank, drunk.
I would've hung out with you if I had the capacity to do anything besides fall over and pee on things
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
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my dad has now seen 6 different dudes grab my ass. i guess i should start a list.
Remember that whole "don't let me drink" thing? We should really start sticking to that.
I'm scrolling through our convo thread and all we talk about is pizza, alcohol & dick with the occasional "I miss you" thrown in.
Wow. I hope you were either doing that in your sleep or blacked out. You threw up then covered yourself in duct tape... i wish i got that on camera
i got my period today. mid walk of shame and im wearing a shirt that says stay classy. my life is a joke.
She's like a squirrel. She spazzes out all the time.
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