she keeps The Day After Pill in her bra... there is a God.
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
I forget the details, but I'm told that I drunkenly stalked him around floor yelling obscure Jewish laws at him
i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
She just tagged pictures of you wrapped in the "above the influence banner" like a toga.
Dude he was freaking out because he thought he was walking on crates, and he just kept saying help me
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
If I had cancer, and got to make a wish, id make the organization force your dad to fuck me.
When she said "Tighten your safety belt and hold on!", that should have been a clear sign to me that one should never go off-roading in a rental car. On the bright side, they were able to tow her car out the next morning.
You know darned well I have a well-documented weakness for redheads, Subway and hand-drawn graphic novels.
I don't remember much, but I remember he called me the dick whisperer, so it must not have been all bad.
Mmm vodka always tastes better when i know i have work at 8am
My co-worker accidentally texted me regarding the threesome him and other one are planning.
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
My psychiatrist just sent me a dick pic
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