bobby jindal makes me wanna cover my ears. you make me wanna smile.
But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
College reaches a new low. We just carved a shot glass out of a potatoe.
just found out my horoscope sign is scales. it's like i was destined to be a drug dealer
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
Seriously. There are at least 10 other people drinking at the bar with me at 10:40. Im justifying it with the fact that I've been up since 5am.
I am coping with the snow storm with beer and shots of jack. If I were outside in shorts I might be able to pass as a Canadian.
At the very least, I mastered a nap while occasionally being dry humped.
Let's never forget the time I met you while you were running down the street naked and in handcuffs.
tbh i just wanted to fuck a guy with forearm tattoos but then he was so FORWARD about it
He smoked and I was tired so left before we did anything. I literally left him high and dry.
Well I typed "penicillin a" into the search engine and before I could finish "penicillin and drinking" popped up. Google knows me too well.
I don’t have the time, patience, or blood alcohol level to deal with her.
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
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