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can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
All I remember about walking back home was that I maced my shadow.
I just peeled a layer of cum off my eyelid. Don't even tell me that's not why you came over
I miss waking up, opening the closet downstairs, and finding you inside passed out.
I don't care if I just threw up. You kiss me now. This is marriage.
She started howling at the moon. That was pretty much the deal breaker.
The bartender just hugged us goodnight. I think we go there too often.
Absinthe night with my dad again, I could get used to this being home thing.
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
i don't know why he's complaining, i'm the one with four hickeys on my ass.
I'm usually good at keeping a straight face, but not while singing a ballad to a stranger in a bathroom.
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
I miss the days where our biggest worries were who was gonna win battle shits.
I've made a new rule for socializing in the winter: if it doesn't involve me orgasming or getting drunk I can't make it
Randomize
