Just saw two guys having a lawn mower race, and their girlfriends cheering them on. Get me out of Tehachapi,
he was terrible at kissing, so i just kept letting him motorboat me. he seemed very pleased with my choice
I really need to get laid. I'm telling at least 10 girls that I love them tonight.
Odds are at least 1 out of those 10 girls will be as crazy as you and will be into it.
My printer just jammed because one of the condom wrappers I threw when we had sex in my dorm
Dong worry about me. I just cashed bottle of wine when I found out he was in town, I'm being dramatic. I'll text you tomorrow when I'm sober and my face stops bleeding
He gave up on mugging us when Dave wouldn't stop laughing. He was wiggling his finger at the knife and making baby noises and giggling. The guy just walked away.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
Naked snow angels was a very bad idea. My vag is now frozen shut.
Dude... I had a dream that I was getting high for the first time. I got to experience my weedginity again. It was glorious.
We can't stop being roommates, you do such a good job of holding my hair back when I puke. I don't wanna buy hair elastics.
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
Was it a bad idea to have spent all of my tax return on coke?
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