you came downstairs saying you were now 'dressed to impress'
what was i wearing?
nothing
A 300 lb dude in a sundress yelling bible verses while wearing a raggedy anne wig is just as funny as I thought it would be. Thank you san francisco.
I'm still not a hundred percent.. I haven't shit anything solid in two days.. I have pulled my puker muscles and I can't take deep breaths cuz of other unidentified muscles/maybe heart attack
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
Sorry about giving you those ripped gym shorts after my dog ate your pants, but after the awkard BJ incident I didn't plan on hearing from you again
My head feels like a nest made of hair and cum
After my mom met Tanner, she literally turned and said "he's from old money, top of his class at Emory, already has doctors courting him for jobs and judging from your vocal performance the other night, he's gifted in bed. Fake a pregnancy right now"
I come from her. Holy hell.
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
Today is a spill-drugs-all-over-myself kind of day.
He was late, on account of he accidentally went to the Al-Anon meeting across the hall, and it took him 30 minutes to realize he was in the wrong room.
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
Why the HOLY HELL is my dog on my roof??? Sam?? Why is the dog wearing my pants
my morning attempts to try to have sex with him was interrupted by the passion of the christ parade going on outside my house
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
They say you need two forms of ID, but in reality 1 nice set of tits works every time
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