do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
Moved my bed either I'm a whore or every guy I have ever slept with hid condom wrappers under my bed
hammered. By myself. Accident. Faillll. Snowwwwwy
Its the little things i like about bein home like having actual toilet paper instead of subway napkins
all 3 of us brought blondes home last night. all 3 are passed out. we're gonna switch rooms and see how long until one of them notices.
Who just wakes up in their own bed and assumes "I probably blew some guy last night"
So then I proceeded to the kitchen to make my "specialty," which consisted of a frozen veggie burger topped with peanut butter. I guess he ate it too.
Why is there a video on my phone of us trying to snort a line of Reeces Pieces with you chanting "This is how fat girls party"?
Any formal decision about whether we're planning to objectify naked women with daddy issues tonight?
i had a mental breakdown over a math asignment proposed to a glass of chocolate milk then burned my hands when i acidentally leaned on the stove i have the grill marks burned on my hands i can see them
its only been 20 minuts since i last saw you
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
Oh, that was the alley that I ate a pine cone in.
All she said to me before going to get another shot was "Damn, I'd eat her out."
None of what you just said was coherent
I just bought wine at a gas station what the hell do you expect
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
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