why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
foreplay: 7 minutes. sex: 3 minutes. cuddling: 10 minutes. getting dressed: 5 minutes. commute: 5 minutes.
A disheveled girl in front of me just looked down, shrieked, and yelled to the girl next to her "what is this" while pointing at two large white stains near the crotch of her black jeans. I love that Thursdays are weekends, it makes awesome Friday mornings
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
i'll never see her again. i cant remember her last name. this is like cinderella except prince charming drank too much jameson and couldnt save a phone number properly
he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
drunk enough to think that masterbating in the pool is an awesome idea
She gave me a rubber ducky to make me feel better while I was throwing up.
The cab driver was nice enough to let you finish your beer in the car, but you crossed the line when you started to pee in the empty bottle
Also, just woke up in a Romney tank and sequin flag panties. Merica.
She had never heard the term "grundle" before. Classiest girl I've met in months
I have never encountered a chode in the wild
She took me to ER. She says thought it was a squirtgun filled with vodka and she was 'marking me for later.' Thank god it's a flesh wound, and we're cool and going to date.
gtg, the cops are here
You realized your blanket was a snuggie, spread your arms, and yelled "tonight I sleep like jesus!"
Two of us got arrested. Gonna be delayed a bit. Save me a burger.
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