Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
Henry's handball, Tiger Wood's Car Crash, Roger Federer losing ... That's it....I'm throwing my Gillete away
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
My grandma put hard boiled eggs on her lasagna. I'm not high enough for this.
id like to point out that while i was just peeing a condom fell out of my vag.
who do i root for if I want Christiano Ronaldo to win the world cup on a team by himself and then bang chicks on the pitch?
On that note if you see a hobo smiling with a pack of cigarettes and an AMP energy drink, that was my good deed for the day
Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
Second time this week margarita night turned homoerotic
So I'm sitting here baked on a bridge thinking about how plants think, I miss you so much
I don't know anybody that can get the cops to drive them back to the bar after being pulled out of a tree
it happenes
He's so vague sometimes. Like dude, we've been friends for 3 years. I don't need you to be vague, I need you to be inside of my vagina.
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
can we not compare my dick to a children’s folk tale
do nipples grow back?
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