He's marrying her, which means that she is his most important person in the world, so you gotta deal with it...okay?
Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
alright she left, finally time to fart up the room
The doctor put me on 3000 mg of amoxicillin a day. Which, for a sinus infection, seems pretty excessive to me.
Maybe he was just trying to knock out any potential ghonorrhea you might be carrying around.
Ah, my reputation precedes me.
i do some of my deepest thinking on my wednesday morning walks of shame
I didn't cheat on him. He just hasn't been informed of the open part of our relationship.
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
I'm having one of my monday morning walk of shame coffees if you care to join.
On the plus side, I got cel phone video of a major fox news host doing coke.
Want to run by the liquor store later? Tequila Youn should really be in attendance at Party Mountain. No one else could be our spirit animal.
I have a fever. Last thing I need to do tonight is be elbow deep in old lady pussy.
I signed the divorce papers. Can I get a blowjob now?
That has got to be a joke. No human eats that much grass and lives to tell the tale.
He is farting the alphabet right now. In the goddamned restaurant. You don't get to recommend men anymore. Or restaurants for that matter.
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