Unfortunately, they didn't pull of their wake and bake plans. Instead, they waked and vomited like a half-retarded giraffe till everyone woke up.
my fart just smelled so bad i acutally gagged
just because you are now my girlfriend does not mean you can text me nasty shit
Dont even try and act like it wasn't you who made the sex tape of my dogs.
She threw her promise ring on the ground, that's when the freak came out.
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will barter weed for kareoke machine...
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
You better be Eskimo Brother-ing the FUCK out of tonight right now. Long distance 'balls deep' high five
No one likes a giant penis on their phone screen. I mean cmon. I'm a lady.
You were outside cuddling a rock singing Bohemian Rhapsody.
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Sorry about the picture of wills balls via snapchat last night btw
It's like God tapped him on the shoulder and said "You are now capable of giving world shattering, tear jerking head."
I went down on her on the dining room table. That should count for something.
I just wanted to check in on you and you replied with a selfie with your Coney Island waiter and the caption "after his shift we're dropping acid together"
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
NO NINJA FIGHTING AT THE GAS STATION
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