She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
capt morgan doesn't hurt if you honestly believe it's golden flavored kool-aid.
I denied three guys and puked everywhere because I love you.
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
fuck he's narrating my life in a british voice make him stop im way too fucking high for this
He spanked me with a plate. I'm not sure where this is going...
Don't get the hula weed. It makes you sleep walk in destructive and confusing ways. I'll explain on Saturday.
Can you give me a hickey quick? Im going to a white trash themed party. Completely serious
He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
I got my little bro high for the first time... Turns out the two of us stoned together is a mess. We spent 10 minutes trying to communicate with each other using just our eyebrows.
You know you come from good stock when you can have a family discussion about excuses to scam pain pills from the doctors
You tried crawling through the apartment window instead of going through the wide open door next to it
I'm eating shredded cheese and chugging coke, until I can function again. I'm tingling everywhere
I DONT HAVE THE SOCIAL SKILLS TO EXPLAIN THAT YOU DIED EATING MY PUSSY
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