Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
she was pretty much dry humping my leg when her boyfriend walked in. he says "you should probably leave." all i could come up with was "YEAH, I KNOW!"
Thanks for stranding me with th douchebag award recipients
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Oh my god. Just had sex with this girl on the boardroom table at my work at midnight (win!) just realized I left the condom wrapper on the table (lose!)
During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
So the dentist told me I couldn't suck on anything. She emphasized ANYthing.
I lost count of how many people I peed on last night.
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
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I dare you try and top an Eiffel tower full of Margarita
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
Hope you had your fill for the summer my friend, because all the cleavage has been put away for the winter. Fear not; it blooms again in May.
im so hung over everytime my dog barks the sound vibration makes my whole body hurt
Finally had sex in the new kitchen. Burnt the hamburgers and hit myself in the face with the freezer door. Worth it.
We trekked into the state forest, laid the comforter down and he proceeded to tell me that we could stay here and stargaze, turned me around and fucked me like the lion king.
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