Whenever I'm sad I just imagine if babies were born with mustaches...
You act like I'm friends with her or something. I only screw her boyfriend!
Oh yeah.
You tried to convince her that if she gave you head she'd hear the ocean.....
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
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Well I say she's a whore. All four of her kids have different last names.
BUT, one is Johnson and the other is Johnston. She gets some credit for that
he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
as it turns out, there is no "i was in the pool" excuse for adderall-induced shrinkage.
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
I want a coyote to ride back and forth to the bathroom because walking is getting old
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Nobody is stopping the marines from drinking in class on veterans day. They literally brought a cooler with a bottle of whiskey and vodka on ice. And are passing out red cups to anyone interested. Staying in Vegas for college has officialy become an A+ decision
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
i decided this morning while eating my breakfast of red bull and cold pizza that i should take a vow of celibacy
He fell on top of me at a party. I slept with him a week later. We've been fucking for 2 moths. Most successful relationship ever.
It's not even 6 am and I've already told my mom to fuck herself in the face
Was so high at one point last night that while showering I was worried that using too much hot water would slow down our Internet.
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