glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
How young is too young to ask my kid to make me a drink?
It was like a drunk episode of Dora the Explorer. In English.
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
I think my uterus is still laying in your bed somewhere under the covers.
Im playing lifeguard in my own bathroom. How's ur night?
yes and no. im drunk but idk if im "blow marcus" drunk. call in like an hour.
If you loved me you'd bring cheese fries and a condom
Crying while listening to Miley Cyrus. BE GLAD YOU JUMPED THIS SINKING SHIP!
My early Valentine's Day one night stand just took an uber home. Thank you, technology, for letting me enjoy this day in peace. 😍
i want george washington to fuck me as hard as he can holy shit
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
I woke up with your bra on, and some guys boxers. I'm in a random truck, in the middle of nowhere...
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
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