She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
So there is this guy preaching the word of God outside our club. I went up to him and said, "God made this body, and he made it for premarital sex." Sup, Hell?
She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
As payment for all the times you have babysat me while im drunk, im giving you the shorts i stole from the guy i stayed with on friday night. They're clean. Come get em.
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UPDATE: WE WILL BE HITTING THE BATMAN PINATA WITH A SWORD
My cab driver just suggested I brush my teeth because he can smell "the party" on me.
Just had a heart to heart with my John Belushi poster.
I am the prescription. I can be taken orally or vaginally and in any dosage. This is why I went to med school.
Kriste-san. Brian-sensai going to sleepy times acturry. Kriste-grasshopper will spend fun-fun times with Brian-sensai and glorious redbox movie tomorrow yes?
Most creative movie date proposition... ever.
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It would have been nice to break the dry spell with nice, civilized, sober sex somewhere other than on my friend's couch.
Can you please help mom and dad? Theyre trying to figure out Skype, and its like 2 cavemen finding fire.
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
How hot? Like... how many hemsworths?
Remind me to do laundry tomorrow so i have something decent to take off when i get laid.
Ok, there are marshmallows shaped like elephants
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