and you tried to get a free burrito from Potbelly's
his name is not nearly as fun as i thought to yell out in bed
counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
I vomitted in the hotel where they film gossip girl last night. Everywhere.
It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
He tried to stick it in and I asked him what he wanted to name our child and he quit.
I just fully woke up, never smoking that much weed again. I had stress dreams about your house being surrounded by a lake and we kept losing our cars in it.
Fell asleep with Kristen and woke up with Sarah. It's official, vacation has begun.
well don't blame me. sometimes vibrators go missing and people get angry. these things happen
At one point I was convinced he was a snake and was going to eat me And I just accepted it
He's bringing a lesbian pretending to be his girlfriend to family Christmas. I can not wait to see how this goes.
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
He played with my nipples while singing "How great thou art"
Ever find a porn video so groundbreaking you mentally cancel all your Dick Appointments for the week?
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