What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
Sex should be hot, sweaty, messy, and a little painful. At no point should it involve tiny rocks
All I remember about walking back home was that I maced my shadow.
Defiantly just threw away our yearly bottle collection in front of the campus tour. The school should pay me for recruitment
I'm sorry, but the way we fuck, they don't make condoms strong enough not to break
No one knows who he is but he hasn't missed a shot in beer pong yet. He's dressed as lance armstrong and is tearing shit up.
Just used water from the fish tank for the bong. Thank you fishy.
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her.
omg I just had an epiphany about why I grew into such a whore....
HAVE YOU EVER NOTICED WHAT THE SPICE GIRLS USED TO WEAR?!? those were my idols, I never stood a chance
do you remember the random banging on my door at 3 am wearing 2 budlight cases as a dress
We watched Jurassic Park and they made me drink every time they saw or named a dinosaur. Do you know how many dinosaurs live in Jurassic Park? Lots.
Well Apparently I went to piss out my window last night, woulda been ok if I opened the window or the blinds.
I'm going to get old and fat one day... probably pretty soon and I'm not going to have any pictures to show to my cats of what I once looked like.
My boobs look fucktastic, I have a booty call on Sunday and a dick photo on my phone. Life is grand!
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