And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
Right when he gets off the plane they're going straight to a party where you're only allowed in with a bottle of whisky and they are given bullet proof vests.
Seriously this night has "go home now before you cry, puke or scream on someone" written all over it.
It took years to rebuild my brains forcefield against your charm and I feel like u seal team 6'd ur way in again and caught my common sense sleeping on post
Judge me...This apron fits PERFECTLY when I have no clothes on
Who said I was judging? More like congratulating.
He drew a bath for me. It was only cute until he started throwing in celery and calling me soup.
I don't care how fucking drunk you are, you don't forget wanting to shove a wine bottle up someone's ass.
What's the standard Christmas present for six months of booty calls?
Mobile recharge?
For what it's worth, I didn't think that hitting you with a crowbar as hard as I did would break your arm like that. You should drink more milk.
Well the other day she asked me how often I jerk off. So I guess things are getting semi-serious
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
Can you see if my straightener is in your refrigerator?
Yes. Its here..
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