I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
he has cookie breath... dont trust fat people.
like in an apt above a crackhead. A LEGIT CRACKHEAD. he woke me up every morning this week asking me if I wanted to buy a mini fridge and some CDs. at 5 am. EVERY DAY.
I got you a housewarming gift. It starts with "A" and ends with "bottle of Jameson"
I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
I think it's safe to say taking shots on the way to the emergency room was rock bottom. We're going to need to think of ways to top that between now and next new years eve...
I was taking a bath while he walked in, sat down on the toilet, and said "its like a baby, I can see it crowning."
woke up in a random sweater in a random bed in a random house on a street I don't recognize..
also, I vaguely remember swapping shirts with some random guy on the dance floor.
Highlight of the weekend: getting roundhouse kicked in the dick while switching from reverse cowgirl.
Apparently I yelled "Spring Break 1984" at a drunk couple fighting on the side of the road.
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
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weed, brooklyn, rough sex.
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