hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
Apparently she held up my head the entire 40 minutes, convincing the cab driver that I was okay
being able to look good while almost puking is a skill that takes a lot of puking to develop.
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You are such a cockblock sometimes
You NEED a cockblock sometimes
I just found my "random bang list for summer of 2012" that I wrote last night.. It's written on a Plan B receipt. If this isn't irony I don't know what is.
oh, so if i go friday and she's there, you are going to be my sponsor for not banging the crazy chick
I'll even give you a complementary welcome blowjob.
I spent the day drinking wine and meditating. I'm zen as fuck.
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Is there a polite way to say "Sorry for your head injury but I still want to hook up"?
you got to sleep with him and don't even remember it? that's like sleeping through an entire vacation
I'm not THAT invested in seeing you to an orgasm
We're friends with benifits... The benifits being I'm fucking her boyfriend
Too much dab too little lung dying 😵😵😵
Never. No amount of alcohol could convince my brain and eye sight that it is okay to fuck him. I'd rather fuck my cousin.
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