How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
...., I just tried brushing my hair wothh a toothbrushg. fail
ps not my toothbrush awkward.
Not only did I see you last night, you had me help you meet women by convincing them you were deaf and only I understood your sign language
True life I used my fake as a photo id for my final. My professor told me good luck and laughed. Hope the bouncers are in the St. Patrick's day spirit.
His roomates just started party boying me. He stood there with the look of horror on his face.
Ever since I told them the story of the sex in the canoe scandal its like I am in season
I have no idea how I got home or why I am naked but I assume I owe you a thank you...
i looked at my phone & had a message that said "tell your friend she needs to clean my livingroom, i dont appreciate her trying to turn it into a bubblebath." I give you probs.
Hey is there a picture of me in a trash can on your phone?
Nothing like banging your nurse in the shower while staying in the hospital
Wait, but now I'm curious. In what position were y'all when the cops came? Were you guys butt ass naked in the car? 😂😂
Did your grand seduction include learning to play careless whisper on a kazoo or was that just a hobby
Why am I sleeping on top of the fridge?
You were playing hide and seek with the dog. she couldn't find you and you passed out.
Just let me put on a bra and brush the alcohol out of my hair.
I thought he was a lobster and that the moon was going to pull me through him.
I don't think I should try acid.
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