I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
dude! the alphabet song and twinkle twinkle little star are like the same tune
what drug did you take to come to that conclusion??
Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
This dude. Just lost. A finger. He asked us for tape.
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
you know you have a brother who cares when he hands you a piece of pizza before you pass out from too many bong hits
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
Some kid just stopped wherever he was walking, turned to me, and gave me a slow clap. So I'm pretty sure my walk of shame beats yours.
I'm tripping balls on ambien right now and I still feel that's a bad idea.
I have a half pound of weed, a case of beer, 8 frozen pizzas and a hard dick. You have a high tech super-bong and a chest of sex toys. That's our vacation week right there.
I slept with one of the directors so you would get a good price on the ballroom for your reception. I'm the best MOH. You owe me bitch
I say camping because "let's go get hammered in the woods" sounds kinda fucking weird to be honest.
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
she bought my drinks all night, made me breakfast in the morning, and let me use her expensive hair products before i left. best one night stand ever.
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