I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
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So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
There comes a time in every girls life when she must use her boobs for good instead of evil.
Your pregnant arnt you
Mark my words im gonna be the drunkest groomsman outta spite for him having his wedding on a gameday
I made two strippers play rock paper scissors to see who would give me a lap dance last night
Who would we be if we didn't go out to drink during finals week? NOBODY
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There's a mouse. In the house. By the cans. With some pans. Release the cat. To eat his hat. Sorry about the mess. Of my breakfest.
No but seriously, there's a fucking mouse in the house by the beer cans
I think I'm interested in anyone that recognizes I actually have a pulse
All I need right now is some mouthwash, dignity, and security camera footage...
Well I checked the bush outside his apartment building this morning, and he wasn't there... So I knew he was home.
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
aloe plants are like gummy bears with an exoskeleton, but with healing powers instead of deliciousness.
are you on the drugs???
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