guy picked up a cops taser, thing shot him in the neck, he went down and pissed himself, cop started laughing and hasnt called an ambulance.
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
I was curling my hair today and I looked at my curling iron and thought...
You at least unplugged it right?
As I was buying milk at the market, the lady at the checkstand said, "what? No alcohol today?" have I really earned THAT reputation?
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I don't understand but I fell asleep naked holding a tub of cool whip and a boiled egg
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
I NEED YOU TO TELL ME ITS OKAY TO BE THIS HIGH
Yes
O.K.
Pounded a bottle of Moscato in my underwear while watching Pretty Little Liars...am I really gonna be 30 next year?
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
I'm pretty sure I just smoked a chunk of cat food. Thought it was something else. No reply needed.
i may or may not have bought a plane ticket for a russian cam girl to fly here. also, can you spot me $300 on rent?
I just want to order a very large pizza and get very drunk and very laid.
You just wait. When you see me foam roll naked, you're going to lose your mind.
I sort of feel bad for this orthodontist. The things that have been in my mouth in the past 12 hours aren't exactly socially acceptable.
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