He ignores my calls like im some kind of stalker chick
Ive only called 5 times
The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
Is it because I queefed?
Just threw up off a chairlift. my life is now complete.
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
I'm not gonna not go for it, she's foreign and pulled a shotglass out of her thong.
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
All I remember was after sex she kept trying to take pictures of my dick "for memories"
Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
At least I'm fat on the outside. You can NEVER change being fat on the inside.
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
If you can throw 105 mph it’s mandatory that you’re hung.
Sorry I had sex in your backseat while everyone was in the car
It's quite alright. I found his shorts in my backseat, not sure what he was wearing when we dropped him off
You’re better off without him. Actually, he’s better off without you and that’s what really matters
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