Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
She said she could kiss it, just not put it in her mouth. Because that would be cheating..
i chipped my tooth tryin to cut thru her pantyhose. that stuff is bulletproof.
You were eating microwaved pad thai out of a solo cup with a pair of scissors....
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I'd just like to give a shout out to jesus and plan b for making this day possible.
I need to get my pants from under your porch. People are asking questions.
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
Alright dude i'm gonna go to go sleep off this soberness. my life is a cosmic joke
May or may not have been going down the road shooting fireworks.
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coughing up blood. I'm leaving for the doctor now. P.S. I just won $350 on the wheel of fortune machine in the casino.
Please don't tell me that blonde guys name is Matthew I won't be able to fuck a guy with my brothers name
What kind of terrible faithless God would allow vodka and one ply toilet paper to coexist?
We were 6 minutes into the movie before we realized the whole movie was spoken in Italian. That level of stupidly-ripped
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
When the people downstairs start talking about drugs, I second guess buying my drugs from them. Then I remember they are cheap and convenient.
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