I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
based on who turned up here tonight the whole evening should just be called "mistakes i made when i was fat"
Dude..TWLOHA day. gonna write LOVE on my arms before going to the bar tonight. its like a pussy guarantee.
drugs are my only escape from this reality. good thing I got it at a discount price last night
I just spent all my babysitting money on red cups and beer.
People still let you watch their kids?
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
Was waiting for the adderal to kick in then realized I had been brushing my teeth for eighteen minuites
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
I walked in on you eating olive oil off of a plate. you gave me this look and I just started crying. we were that drunk.
We see some guy emerge from the forest on the island this morning, alone, in only a snuggie. Morning shots and bagels on us for the number one walk of shame.
Btw, you're my emergency contact at Planned Parenthood
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
We got caught fucking on the couch while I was in my Godzilla onesie.
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
Was last night real life? Like did you really light your hair on fire
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