you told him you liked to chip your nail polish to look like different countries. im gonna guess that no, you didn't sleep with him.
We asked "Is that Andy puking in the bushes, its 7 AM" he looks up and goes "It's okay guys, its 7:30"
can you explain how you are here for one night and now my kitchen table is in 11 pieces..
just had a flashback of you pouring champagne into my mouth from someones balcony..
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
You called him your tasty little crouton. Which actually wasn't the weirdest part.
The only thing that made me get out of bed this morning was knowing that tonight, I don't plan on remembering what happened today
Last night was the twilight zone. We hungout with our 45 year old future selves and tried to fuck everything with a dick. Lets move forward from this.
I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
No, you don't understand. If the words "stop," "alcohol poisoning," and "regret" aren't in the same sentence by the end of the night, I will have failed this birthday.
Dude you were sitting on a bench on the street with her for 45 minutes thinking you were on the bus
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
I'm currently eating a turkey dinner, listening to xplosive by dr. Dre, and drinking rum. Hispanic christmas dinners are the best.
Last thing I remember is ranting about hating pants. Woke up this morning pants less. Couldn't find them, decided to leave. Driving without pants is surprisingly liberating.
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
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