After work we went home to fool around. Turns out he had sawdust under his foreskin. I'm never going down on him again.
its time to go be "that drunk guy nobody knows"....again.
:O -> O: ... that's emoticon for "he threw up in my mouth while we were making out"
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
She started to rub her ass on my shoulder and i instantly thought "i am going to get E. Coli"
WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
Ive decided I'm sending thank you notes to all the bars for graduation.
I was tied up in bed before noon, the rest of the day can go to hell.
Piecing together the sordid story from witness accounts and photographic evidence, courtesy of Fcebook. My night included Mojitos, lighting the bar on fire and declaring myself the Queen of Nerds when I stole someone's flashing tiara. Woke up this morning with a velvet cape and plastic scepter to match. Mojitos are awesome!
Technically my penis started a fight tonight
And i'll likely end up sleeping in a bush wrapped up in my poncho
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
you left your anal beads in the dishwasher
He says the sweetest things but also that he wants to choke me when we fuck so it's kinda perfect.
They already have a joint checking account. She's got his balls in her purse! What's next, a shared Facebook account?
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