I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
just saw a guy throwing up in the urinal at Dennys. Either he had one hell of last night or we are going to eat somewhere else
then the nurse gave me a bag with my personal belongings: phone, wallet. jacket, keys and a BTB burrito
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
chinese tourists just took a picture of me....im pretty sure i heard the bus drive say something about shame.
In case you come back to the room and i'm not here, yes there's a cup filled with gravy in the microwave. Just take it out if you need to heat something.
at that time a 4 pound meatball stuffed with pizza rolls seemed more important than bailing you out of jail.... sorry.
Hey can we break in your window? We need to borrow the dog.
The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
I forgot if I was chewing my gum or my tongue
That dog was the best thing i ever touched
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
You told the guy in Wawa you needed his hoagie for "a scavenger hunt" and then called him a "fuckstained Muggle" when he didn't give it to you. You are a delight.
you started putting peanut butter on your pubes.
Help I accidentally unlocked this guy's tragic backstory and I need a rewind button!
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