he's chasing his jose cuervo with hot tub water
just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
It's shit like that that makes me wish being deaf was contagious
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
I had to jump out of her car while it was moving enough said
She just hopped out of the car at a red light to pet the baby Jesus in the nativity scene.
Not worth it.
Thanks i'm proud of you and I'm proud of beer and vodka for making me drunk
I DON'T WANT TO DEMONSTRATE MY DICK TAKING ABILITIES WITH MY MOM THERE.
I tried to find the bar, ended up at a car dealership. Then the alarms went off.
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
It does not feel like it was just this morning that I had a penis in multiple cavities of my body
I feel like you're encouraging me to commit a felony.
I feel like you're wasting time.
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