So when exactly did I get naked and makeout with the statue?
is the shake weight an appropriate valentine's day present?
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
Jon thought he was that blonde chick from Three's Company when he was shrooming
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
When I said to shut up, I meant it. I'm sorry you have a bald spot now, but it was necessary.
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
You ever just wake up and decide, today I'm going to eat a whole bag of fritos and a tub of cream cheese
That bar is one yeast infection away from total annihilation.
Living in the dorms has served one purpose and one purpose only for me: to teach me that pooping in public bathrooms is okay and that I can do it
Is it bad that I'm tindering right now? I'm naked on his couch while he's slaving over legal documents for work. And he doesn't have cable, so what else am I supposed to do?
It's like I'm getting a welcome home parade with sex!
They cut me off when I tried to pee in the corner of the bar.
You asked me if I ever met a talking rock and when I said no, you looked me dead in the eye and said today was my lucky day then you crawled into a ball and started talking...that high.
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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