whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
And he just showed me his vera bradley wallet...
We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
you were so drunk you slurred your pauses
When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
Hey. Be honored that I consider you the genital expert. I know alot of candidates for the position.
we were sitting on his couch watching tv and laughing at how funny the voices on the commercial were, then we realized the volume wasn't on.
At one point I thought we were going to have to fuck our way out of their apartment
I just want to have normal problems like what kind of puppy to get, or should I pay a hooker to fuck Scott, or even a dilemma about fucking Twizzlers. I don't know.
i was thinking shit as she was saying it. it was a sarcasm time loop
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
She still didn't believe that he would cheat on her so I finally said "how else would I know that his batman mask is still in the back of his car from halloween?" I think she accepted it
Thank you for stopping me from getting a butt tattoo. That was a good call.
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