Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
I just puked in the mop bucket at work. I think I need to go home.
I've banged too many servicemen's wives to still be considered an American.
she wouldn't stop crying, so we sang her to sleep. i'm guessing you will find her in the same position by the toilet in the morning. night.
I had to ask him for the scissors while I was in the shower. My hood piercing was stuck in my loofah.
And leave it to John to ask the cabby to make a Porno in his cab
We got back together. The pastures weren't greener on the other side, the dicks were just smaller
He told me he was in a Proactive commercial. It didn't seem to work for him but he was buying me shots so I slept with him anyways.
The maintenance guy asked for a box to stand on to reach the ceiling. All I could offer him was a keg.
But seriously I don't know. I haven't seen her since I gave her back her 3 blind mice stick, and she just started hitting everybody with it.
I'm at that point in my life where keeping an extra pair of underwear in my purse is normal.
I taught three men with PhDs how to make a gravity bong last night. I love academia.
We all just got ice cream, condoms, and toilet paper now were gonna go home and watch movies as a family.
Condoms?
and then she asked if she could shave my junk
and howd that go?
can you pick me up from the hospital?
I just motorbotted some guy and my hair got stuck in his nipple ring...owww
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