no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
i asked him how he could stand the smell of skunk. his answer was "it smells like good weed"...
I gambled and lost. Had to pull into a funeral home to clean up with a copy of my resume.
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
For some reason there are two like 10 year old black girls crumping at the bar. I feel like I'm in a missy elliot video.
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
Reunion weekend was a success. Had 3 ex's inside my vag. Hat trick!
You told her that she shouldn't be allowed to wear clothes then when her roommate asked if you like her you said "no I just want to insert things into her"
I stand by it.
I spent a lot of time in their kitchen cause I was convinced that the living room was gonna fall... Sorry for not warning you about that.
also karaoke with swedish 7yr old and drunk 50yr old = best idea ever
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
It's almost 5am and all I can keep thinking is IT'S WHISKEY TIME!!
I'm not fucking you with a Stormtrooper helmet on!
Vocabulary what?!? Shakespeare is my bitch.
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