i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
after he handcuffed me and put me in the back seat, "Mrs. Officer" started playing, I thought maybe this could be my escape
don't get me wrong, i love how you're fun and free spirited. but there are some situations...like shooting down a bottle of sambuca standing in the shallow end topless surrounded by my friends
You know who really doesn't like surpise in-your-face air guitar solos? Strangers.
It's been a wonderful constant drunkeness. We played Marco polo with some random like 8 yr olds in the kiddie pool.
You should know me better than that. I don't whore around. I promise this is a blowjobs only kind of trip.
Wise words from the guy who drunkenly chipped his teeth on the sidewalk
Crosswalk actually
You may have graduated college on time, but my 6th year ass gets to see awesome tits every day just for showing up.
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
I'm high and reading a Wikipedia article on circumcision procedure. Help.
There was a deer right in front of me when I came. Sex in the forest is awesome
you said you were the change fairy and you kept throwing all of your quarters at me.
What am I supposed to say? "Oh hey, I can't go out with you tonight because I can't picture myself sleeping with you and I was high and just trying to be nice when I said yes"?
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