Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
I am so horny I keep driving over the rumble strips... best half hour ever.
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
yo everyone went to the hospital last night
I haven't shaved in at least a week, he said "obviously neither one of us was prepared for this"
She counted 5,6,7,8 then intentionally kneed herself in the eye numerous times.
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
Claiming territory at this party means signing a girls ass...I've got dibs on a blonde
Taking my infected piercing out in the parking lot of the food card place. This is one of those life defining moments that makes me sad.
Definitely worth waiting her kid to got to sleep when the first thing you hear once she's back is "I want you in my ass right now"
He's sending me pics of Yellowstone scenery...the only thing I can think is "I would have sex next to that waterfall"
How could she say that about my foreskin when she hasn't even seen all the cool stuff I can do with it?
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
You told us that you were going to become a 'new man' and threw your tv set out of a window.
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