Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
I found my crush's facebook page. And his wife's. Apparently they are still in love. Of all the people to have happy marriages! Fuck, I'm depressed.
HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
Ok, honestly? Periods can't be THAT bad, have you ever tried to shave a ball sack?!
I just saw a sign that said "STRIPPERS!!! As seen on Jerry Springer!". As if Springer is the highest honor. I'm pretty sure we're in south Georgia.
he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
i just saw that homeless guy who dresses like the cat in the hat at the liquor store. i guess he got enough change to have a good weekend. oh the places he'll go
Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
This could help me cancel out guys. First 4 that text me get to stay in the loop. And the last one gets the boot. We'll do this til there's only one man standing
Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
I want to go out and have good clean fun.
Ok, but that does not include Bud Light Platinum and your vagina.
You asked for his ID and then said "I am like a bouncer but for my vagina."
Drunk text the hot guy two doors down confessing my love for him.... He gave me a thank you card today.
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