I just saw my grandmother naked. again. this needs to stop now.
Oh. My. God. Best non-relationship, he-might-be-cheating-on-his-boyfriend-but-I-can't-tell-because-of-the-language-barrier sex EVER!
I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
i threw up on the blunt... he was pissed.
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she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
I was told to ask you about memoirs of a geisha.
I think a 5 ft pyramid of jello shots in honor of the egyptians is in order
The kid that passed out is still in the bathtub filled with ice and the empties
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
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Someone just got kicked out of the mall for being dressed like a giant cat. I feel like this is in your future.
He was wearing an Affliction shirt, a Monster hat, and he asked me for anal within 5 minutes of meeting me. Like 3 strikes and you're out, bro.
Why I hate online dating: not even one day in and a 57 year old asks me to call him "Daddy."
Vacuum the place before you go out of town there are random glitter cocks everywhere
There's literally not a single picture of him with a shirt on. I can't talk to him without dislocating my eye balls.
Instead of texting me to come over, she just sends me a batman symbol.
I don't care if she's a booty call. Marry her.
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